What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

21 Sep 2009 Felicia the don't feel so Great I stand dumbfounded and perplexed, again weeping alongside Billy the Freak. My plastic face becomes immortalized. I sit at the Bar of Mouchette, to get pounced away once more with the joke of Tiffany diamonds promised to me and finding that they were nothing but a fake.
A screaming of blasphemy yells behind me. I am haunted everyday. I wake up every morning and see the sun rise piercing my eyes. I run for life and I don’t turn back. I wreath in hate and disparity for the rest of the days of my life as I was scorned away by the depths of uncertainty.
I cannot erase my words, but they are not carved in stone. I might as well finish it off by dying of old age. I don’t own Mouchette, never had, never will. I miss you Billy the weeping Freak. I miss you Lucy Cortina. My personality keeps changing. I am not the same. But I’m not going to die, if I am, I’m already dead inside.
We walk amoungts the living dead. We make our own lives. We babble until we can’t babble enough. But I know for certain we have much in common. We all bleed in our own little way.

27 May 2009 Lucy Cortina Heyyyyyy

11 Nov 2007 OMG, who's lucy cortina?? LUCY CORTINA, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
please let me know that u'll talk to me.
i'll be nice i promise.

11 Nov 2007 OMG, who is lucy cortina?? LUCY CORTINA IS A FAKE!!!
all those stories are from the Georgia books.
the one about elvis.
the one about farting and the sister.

OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod
HAHAHAHA

I love those books.
But Lucy is a steeler!

this is fabbity-fab.

11 Nov 2007 OMG, who is lucy cortina?? OMG!!!!

Is Lucy Cortina the author who wrote the book about nunga nunga's and the sex god, or is the lucy cortina on this site just another one of her fans and stole stuff from her book.

OMG, this is big and i've discovered it!
I love those books! I just finished reading the one where she is the girlfriend of the sex god!

OMG, mouchette, u need to answer me somehow.

21 Apr 2007 Felicia The Great It's Felicia the Great again!
I guess it's safe to come back here. Some idiot was posing as Mouchette.org and it didn't really phase me.

Where have Lucy Cortina and Billy the Freak gone? Nobody knows.

22 Oct 2006 dic savant lucy cortina and your behemothly sized breasts, im in love with you! i've read your dirty tale, and i've heared of your fickle-tits, read between the lines and minded the gap... they are for me, i know it! it was mistress fate that sent me the inclination to find you on this website - still unsure as to my attraction to you and your gargantuan milk ducts, but i now know it is fate. and i simply have one question to ask you: CAN I MILK YOU?

27 Jun 2006 Felicia on Lisa Frito Boob Envy Dear Lisa Frito,

Why kill yourself over the salami sandwich I ate from the break room?

It was 2 weeks old! I was a charity case.

It was left there for days.

And by the way, Lucy Cortina heard rumor about your silicon implants. She is rather disturbed. You have the real ones. I said, no...no...no...no!!! You have tomatoes that will stay pert for years.

Mine will sag someday. One day, I will go shopping and will have to look for a support bra and mistakenly buy a double jock strap returned by some hermaphrodite down on her/his luck because they were turned down by Hugh Hefner's video audition.

Then I will arrive home, use it for a week and get boob rash from jock itch.

Lucy!!! Help me on this one!!!

15 Jun 2006 Lucy Cortina I was just browsing the net, contemplating the next career move for my boobies, and something drew me to this site. Now my blouse is soaking wet because my breasts are crying, crying because it seems like Mouchette has decided to let his beautiful creation die. What about the dreams we had, Mouchette? To create the most famous suicide in the history of suicides? The day when my breasts would be plastered over every computer screen, as I suffocate to death.

24 Apr 2006 Felicia The Great To the people inclined to hate me!

So yes you may say that I post stupid posts on this website but...

...That's what I do. And do you know why? (Not involving Lucy Cortina or Billy the Weeping Freak. But to the KNOWN CRITIC who promises a freaking rose garden to me, a diamond, and LATER gives me lip and calls me a cunt because I refused to bone him!)

All because my boobs are bigger than all the girls that he HE-WHORE’s with and he is just freakin jealous. The only time he masturbates is with bread and later he calls it his ham sandwich. I could tell him to eat me, but he can eat himself.

In the long run, he might enjoy it. But if he is flexible enough, he can do an encore by leaving a suicide note, sticking his nose up his ass, and farting his way to Jamaica.

03 Jan 2006 ANTI LUCY CORTINA WELL I JUST FOUND OUT LUCY CORTINA IS A GAY MAN HU HAS AN OBSESSION WIF BOOBS. GAWD, Y THE FUCK DOESNT HE GET BOOB SURGERY ON HIS FLAT CHEST THEN???

AGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! HE IS FUCKING IRRIATATING.

SOMEONE BAN HIM FROM THE GODDAMN FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYTIME I VISIT THIS FORUM, I SEE HIS STUPID STORIES ABOUT HIS BOOOBIES AND MOUCHETTE IN THEM OR SUMTHIN.

02 Jan 2006 cortinas a FUCKING FREAK Fucking hell whats with that weirdo lucy cortina she keeps going on about shit makin up silly storys lol what has her boob got to do with anything? haha it was a tiny teeny bit laughable but now its just odd an she/he is the weirdest person GIVE IT A REST WENCH

26 Sep 2005 KI (pronounced Kai,thats if you care) Woah Lucy Cortina your what u'r sayin is quite confusing(maybe its because i didint read your previous post),so you were having sex with mouchette's brain?

And the rest of you people are just sad,masturbation is a great stress reliever,try cutting yourself that also help but masturbation is safer. fuk suicide,it sux every1 is doing it now.

22 Sep 2005 britney hilton YO LUCY CORTINA UNLESS U ARE A LESBIAN HU IS OBSESSED WITH BOOBS THAT GROW HOLES OR SUMTHING - DID U KNOW MOUCHETTE IS A GIRL?????? SO I THINK U SHULD STOP RITING STORIES ABOUT MOUCHETTE EJACULATING ON UR BOOBS.

YEAH I KNOW! I WAS SHOCKED SO MUCH I DROPPED ONTO MY PC AND FRIED IT.

HONESTLY MOUCHETTE I SAW UR PICTURE AND U LOOK SO SWEET AND INNOCENT AND NAIVE. MAN U CERTAINLY DNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON 2 BE RUNNING THIS KINDA WEBSITE.

MY GOODNESS. ANYWAYS MOUCHETTE U POLISH CHIK, U FASCINATE ME. U REALLY SEEM 2 BE AN INTERESTING PEROSN EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER EVER MET U IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

OKAY WELL HAVE A GOOD DAY MOUCHETTY AND I HOPE 2 MEET U ONE DAY IN POLAND OR WHATEVA.

CYA

08 Sep 2005 Scors-b Just read some of lucy cortina's posts. Just kidding, very funny. =)

05 Mar 2005 MEREK(i miss clayton) hey its me merek with the dead cousin clayton....... im in denial of myself so what should i do with myself should i commit suicide or should i still exist i want eveyones opinion on this if you hate me e-mail me and tell me i should if you feel bad for me e-mail me and tell me i shouldnt please please please i want to know if i should or not and i want that stupid bitch lucy cortina's gay opinion so e-mail me at claytons e-mail addres claypimp000@msn.com please do it please

05 Mar 2005 MEREK(i miss clayton) claytons name was who cares when he first saw this site and you know what i read all of lucy cortinas shit on here and its all a fucking lie why does she write on here if she wont kill herself your probably asking me the same question well ill tell you why i write on this and im not dead yet its because...CLAYTON DID IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04 Mar 2005 You Have No Friends Because You Suck people who i want to kill with a two by four: Religious Maggie, Rev poosy, mouchette, lucy cortina.

am i the only one here that thinks that this is all one person? she would have to be a fucking retard but maybe thats giving her a little too much credit...

there is no afterlife + you wont even know you're dead = the concept of suicide is moronic.

why kill yourself when you can kill others?

08 Dec 2004 Felicia The Great Garry,

You are so imaginative and creative with your beautiful persona of the moon. Send more of your writings because your creative thoughts bring much color to those who only see black and white.

Dear Girl with the A cup bra,

Lucy Cortina has a list of bras you can pick from. I asked her for the inflatable kind. That way you don't have to worry about painful silicone breast implants or pasting rubber boobies on your chest with rubber cement.

Dear Phil,

I know the men out there think I am another eccentric woman on the rampage for silicone-injected boobies. These men out there don't know that I going insane with their cantankerous accusations to keep my chest real and to let it all hang out with old age. They don't realize how bad it can be for my back. If my aging sagging knockers were any lower and I threw them over my shoulder, I would have to contact the designers of Versace or Louis Vitton and suggest they create the over the shoulder double "knocker" purse with piercing double brass buckles.

14 Sep 2004 Phil Hmm I wish I was bisexual, but no I'm full-blown gay. Strangely, it doesn't really bother me, as I am already an outcast for my 'other' problems... some guys get suicidal for being gay, but I get suicidal from having mental illness. I wish I was the opposite though. Plus I suppose I may have an obsession with boobies, if Lucy Cortina is anything to go by.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
21 Sep 2009	Felicia the don't feel so Great	I stand dumbfounded and perplexed, again weeping alongside Billy the Freak. My plastic face becomes immortalized. I sit at the Bar of Mouchette, to get pounced away once more with the joke of Tiffany diamonds promised to me and finding that they were nothing but a fake. A screaming of blasphemy yells behind me. I am haunted everyday. I wake up every morning and see the sun rise piercing my eyes. I run for life and I don’t turn back. I wreath in hate and disparity for the rest of the days of my life as I was scorned away by the depths of uncertainty. I cannot erase my words, but they are not carved in stone. I might as well finish it off by dying of old age. I don’t own Mouchette, never had, never will. I miss you Billy the weeping Freak. I miss you Lucy Cortina. My personality keeps changing. I am not the same. But I’m not going to die, if I am, I’m already dead inside. We walk amoungts the living dead. We make our own lives. We babble until we can’t babble enough. But I know for certain we have much in common. We all bleed in our own little way.
27 May 2009	Lucy Cortina	Heyyyyyy
11 Nov 2007	OMG, who's lucy cortina??	LUCY CORTINA, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! please let me know that u'll talk to me. i'll be nice i promise.
11 Nov 2007	OMG, who is lucy cortina??	LUCY CORTINA IS A FAKE!!! all those stories are from the Georgia books. the one about elvis. the one about farting and the sister. OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod HAHAHAHA I love those books. But Lucy is a steeler! this is fabbity-fab.
11 Nov 2007	OMG, who is lucy cortina??	OMG!!!! Is Lucy Cortina the author who wrote the book about nunga nunga's and the sex god, or is the lucy cortina on this site just another one of her fans and stole stuff from her book. OMG, this is big and i've discovered it! I love those books! I just finished reading the one where she is the girlfriend of the sex god! OMG, mouchette, u need to answer me somehow.
21 Apr 2007	Felicia The Great	It's Felicia the Great again! I guess it's safe to come back here. Some idiot was posing as Mouchette.org and it didn't really phase me. Where have Lucy Cortina and Billy the Freak gone? Nobody knows.
22 Oct 2006	dic savant	lucy cortina and your behemothly sized breasts, im in love with you! i've read your dirty tale, and i've heared of your fickle-tits, read between the lines and minded the gap... they are for me, i know it! it was mistress fate that sent me the inclination to find you on this website - still unsure as to my attraction to you and your gargantuan milk ducts, but i now know it is fate. and i simply have one question to ask you: CAN I MILK YOU?
27 Jun 2006	Felicia on Lisa Frito Boob Envy	Dear Lisa Frito, Why kill yourself over the salami sandwich I ate from the break room? It was 2 weeks old! I was a charity case. It was left there for days. And by the way, Lucy Cortina heard rumor about your silicon implants. She is rather disturbed. You have the real ones. I said, no...no...no...no!!! You have tomatoes that will stay pert for years. Mine will sag someday. One day, I will go shopping and will have to look for a support bra and mistakenly buy a double jock strap returned by some hermaphrodite down on her/his luck because they were turned down by Hugh Hefner's video audition. Then I will arrive home, use it for a week and get boob rash from jock itch. Lucy!!! Help me on this one!!!
15 Jun 2006	Lucy Cortina	I was just browsing the net, contemplating the next career move for my boobies, and something drew me to this site. Now my blouse is soaking wet because my breasts are crying, crying because it seems like Mouchette has decided to let his beautiful creation die. What about the dreams we had, Mouchette? To create the most famous suicide in the history of suicides? The day when my breasts would be plastered over every computer screen, as I suffocate to death.
24 Apr 2006	Felicia The Great	To the people inclined to hate me! So yes you may say that I post stupid posts on this website but... ...That's what I do. And do you know why? (Not involving Lucy Cortina or Billy the Weeping Freak. But to the KNOWN CRITIC who promises a freaking rose garden to me, a diamond, and LATER gives me lip and calls me a cunt because I refused to bone him!) All because my boobs are bigger than all the girls that he HE-WHORE’s with and he is just freakin jealous. The only time he masturbates is with bread and later he calls it his ham sandwich. I could tell him to eat me, but he can eat himself. In the long run, he might enjoy it. But if he is flexible enough, he can do an encore by leaving a suicide note, sticking his nose up his ass, and farting his way to Jamaica.
03 Jan 2006	ANTI LUCY CORTINA	WELL I JUST FOUND OUT LUCY CORTINA IS A GAY MAN HU HAS AN OBSESSION WIF BOOBS. GAWD, Y THE FUCK DOESNT HE GET BOOB SURGERY ON HIS FLAT CHEST THEN??? AGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! HE IS FUCKING IRRIATATING. SOMEONE BAN HIM FROM THE GODDAMN FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTIME I VISIT THIS FORUM, I SEE HIS STUPID STORIES ABOUT HIS BOOOBIES AND MOUCHETTE IN THEM OR SUMTHIN.
02 Jan 2006	cortinas a FUCKING FREAK	Fucking hell whats with that weirdo lucy cortina she keeps going on about shit makin up silly storys lol what has her boob got to do with anything? haha it was a tiny teeny bit laughable but now its just odd an she/he is the weirdest person GIVE IT A REST WENCH
26 Sep 2005	KI (pronounced Kai,thats if you care)	Woah Lucy Cortina your what u'r sayin is quite confusing(maybe its because i didint read your previous post),so you were having sex with mouchette's brain? And the rest of you people are just sad,masturbation is a great stress reliever,try cutting yourself that also help but masturbation is safer. fuk suicide,it sux every1 is doing it now.
22 Sep 2005	britney hilton	YO LUCY CORTINA UNLESS U ARE A LESBIAN HU IS OBSESSED WITH BOOBS THAT GROW HOLES OR SUMTHING - DID U KNOW MOUCHETTE IS A GIRL?????? SO I THINK U SHULD STOP RITING STORIES ABOUT MOUCHETTE EJACULATING ON UR BOOBS. YEAH I KNOW! I WAS SHOCKED SO MUCH I DROPPED ONTO MY PC AND FRIED IT. HONESTLY MOUCHETTE I SAW UR PICTURE AND U LOOK SO SWEET AND INNOCENT AND NAIVE. MAN U CERTAINLY DNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON 2 BE RUNNING THIS KINDA WEBSITE. MY GOODNESS. ANYWAYS MOUCHETTE U POLISH CHIK, U FASCINATE ME. U REALLY SEEM 2 BE AN INTERESTING PEROSN EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER EVER MET U IN MY WHOLE LIFE. OKAY WELL HAVE A GOOD DAY MOUCHETTY AND I HOPE 2 MEET U ONE DAY IN POLAND OR WHATEVA. CYA
08 Sep 2005	Scors-b	Just read some of lucy cortina's posts. Just kidding, very funny. =)
05 Mar 2005	MEREK(i miss clayton)	hey its me merek with the dead cousin clayton....... im in denial of myself so what should i do with myself should i commit suicide or should i still exist i want eveyones opinion on this if you hate me e-mail me and tell me i should if you feel bad for me e-mail me and tell me i shouldnt please please please i want to know if i should or not and i want that stupid bitch lucy cortina's gay opinion so e-mail me at claytons e-mail addres claypimp000@msn.com please do it please
05 Mar 2005	MEREK(i miss clayton)	claytons name was who cares when he first saw this site and you know what i read all of lucy cortinas shit on here and its all a fucking lie why does she write on here if she wont kill herself your probably asking me the same question well ill tell you why i write on this and im not dead yet its because...CLAYTON DID IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04 Mar 2005	You Have No Friends Because You Suck	people who i want to kill with a two by four: Religious Maggie, Rev poosy, mouchette, lucy cortina. am i the only one here that thinks that this is all one person? she would have to be a fucking retard but maybe thats giving her a little too much credit... there is no afterlife + you wont even know you're dead = the concept of suicide is moronic. why kill yourself when you can kill others?
08 Dec 2004	Felicia The Great	Garry, You are so imaginative and creative with your beautiful persona of the moon. Send more of your writings because your creative thoughts bring much color to those who only see black and white. Dear Girl with the A cup bra, Lucy Cortina has a list of bras you can pick from. I asked her for the inflatable kind. That way you don't have to worry about painful silicone breast implants or pasting rubber boobies on your chest with rubber cement. Dear Phil, I know the men out there think I am another eccentric woman on the rampage for silicone-injected boobies. These men out there don't know that I going insane with their cantankerous accusations to keep my chest real and to let it all hang out with old age. They don't realize how bad it can be for my back. If my aging sagging knockers were any lower and I threw them over my shoulder, I would have to contact the designers of Versace or Louis Vitton and suggest they create the over the shoulder double "knocker" purse with piercing double brass buckles.
14 Sep 2004	Phil	Hmm I wish I was bisexual, but no I'm full-blown gay. Strangely, it doesn't really bother me, as I am already an outcast for my 'other' problems... some guys get suicidal for being gay, but I get suicidal from having mental illness. I wish I was the opposite though. Plus I suppose I may have an obsession with boobies, if Lucy Cortina is anything to go by.